Happy Birthday, Martinez! 🥳

We put the “party” in “this is probably a bad idea.” Open the envelope, scan the QR, and crack the code.

Hack my daddy:
QW5zd2VyIGlzICdDSE9SSVpPJycgVHlwZTogY2hvcml6bw==
Birthday wish: May your coffee be strong, your meetings be short, and your cake contain fewer surprises than this website. If anyone asks, the code totally wasn’t “password123”.
Mood board (tastefully questionable):
CENSORED FOR YOUR SAFETY It’s cake. Probably.
This cake knows what it did.
#YOLO One slippery customer.
Appeeling, yet suspicious.
P.S. If anyone asks why the banana has a tattoo: because it’s going through a phase—unlike you, who’s aging like a top-shelf whiskey. 🍌🥃